Derma Clinics

So, I went to two different derma clinics in a week. Both of them magnifying my flaws just to upsell products and services.

Derma Clinic 1 Offer: "Ma'am, you have a weak chin... You know what, just a few days ago a client went in our clinic and decided to have her chin enhanced. Really does a lot of wonder to her face. You'll look better with a more prominent chin."

Derm Clini 2 Offer: "Ma'am.. hindi pala mahaba pilikmata niyo ano? Alam mo si Juday dati hindi naman mahaba pilik mata. Ngayon, may nilalagay siyang pilikmata grower. Hindi kailangan yung mga fake eye lashes na yan! Yung sa amin buhok mo talaga sa pilik mata yung tutubo."

Len: *considers* Magkano naman 'yan, ateng? Baka hindi ko keri ng budget ko 'yan.

Girl at Derm Clinic 2: Kayang kaya, ma'am. 7k lang.

Aray ku po.

Lesson of the day: Medyo nakakadepress pumunta sa derma. Way to go derma clinics for bashing my self-esteem! hahaha!